I feel horrible. I had a bad day and unleashed. The results, I got 4 more readers. To those 3 readers that stayed, you have issues. To the 4 that signed up, you have even more issues. Seriously I do feel bad about calling it quits and hope you will take me back. I feel like an alcoholic that is returning to the bottle, but you my readers are the wife that won’t let go. It’s cool and all that I received a few more readers after I called it quits, but I am a little more depressed that the increase in traffic is really just a ploy to watch the crazy man lose his mind.
I am not sure where we will go next, but I appreciate the support and will return to some weekly posts. Don’t get me wrong, I do appreciate the brothers, family members, and cousins from Onemans kin in Alabama, but I am not sure if you really count as true readers as Alabama has some messed up laws. I highlighted (bolded) a few of the reasons why I am not allowed to visit the state, with the primary one being my need to “sell” blow-out nuts!
• You must subscribe via RSS to Bloggers that quit and hate blogging.
• Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
• An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of “uncertain chastity” had to be off the streets by 9 p.m.
• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
• Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
• Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
• Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
• Incestuous marriages are legal.
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
• It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
• It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
• It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
• It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
• It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
• It’s against the law for a man to seduce “a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage.”
• It’s illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
• Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
• Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
• Masks may not be worn in public
• Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
• Mobile: It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
• Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses.
• No persons may sell “blow-out nuts”.
• Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
• Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.
• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
• Slavery is still legal in Decatur, Alabama.
• The game of crackaloo is illegal in Fairfield, Ala.
• Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
• Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
• You may not drive barefooted.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
• You must have windshield wipers on your car.
To those three people still subscribed to my blog, I appreciate the pub but I need to tell you, I really suck at blogging. You see the benefits of blogging are nothing more than an ego boost to make myself feel important, keep busy, and mess around with some open source software.
I am not very good at breaking up, but I need to ask you to leave now. You see my fellow visitors, I don’t really think you are worthy of the good things I have to say and I am not 100% you really like me, so I am moving into a platform that can garner more than 3 fricking reader.
I did all the right things, I made friends in high places (OneMan), I bought a copy of Word Press for Dummies, I purchased a couple million incoming links, a used some software to generate links on forums, I create a half million doorway pages, and made fun of some cool industry people. To what benefit? A loss of 40 hours of my life, 3 subsribers, 1 fan (www.yetanothermansblog.com), 1 wasted domain registration, and a whole crapload of spam based comments.
To make a long story short I am asking you to go away and never come back. I am not into this whole “just being friends” dealio, so remove yourself from my blog or feel the wrath of .htaccess.
Have a good life and if we run into each other on some sappy forum; please don’t make eye contact with me or send me a PM.
Yeah, I am going to catch a little hell for this, but I have a quirky movie written by Nicholas Sparks ans starring Shane West/Mandy Moore. You’ll have to watch it to get the full picture, but in the movie there is a list of 10 Things to Do Before You Die…. (kinda of a spoiler, but oh well)….
The Video…
Maybe someday I will post my full list, but for now here is one of my life long goals!
1.) I want to star in a production of Glenn Garry Glenn Ross - and yes I want to be Alec Baldwin..
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