I have no idea why I like to single people out. First it was “One Man” and when I heard our buddy Matt Cutts was a the fan of a feline, I couldn’t help remember the Bonsai Kitten Hoax a few years back. If you were not lucky enough to see it, the basis of the hoax was the ability to pre-package a kitten into a jar with feeding tubes for display in your house. It caused a slight stir on the Internet with people complaining about animal cruelty. My version of Bonsai Kitten, includes Matt Cutts - but I had to get a little more creative with this since their is only “one” Matt Cutts.

A couple of things will need to take place for this to happen.

Task 1, get in touch with Rick Moranis and cross my fingers that the shrinking device he created is real!

Task 2, talk to Matt Cutts and see what price he could be purchased for - and if he would be willing to be shrink himself to fit inside the jar, and more importantly if he would accept a feeding tube.

Task 3, sell him on Ebay to the highest bidder. I am thinking some Internet Marketing Firm wishing to do some viral marketing could use Matt Cutts inside a Jar for trade show booths and maybe even advice.

Yeah, Yeah. We could do the “Matt Cutts” action figure - but how boring would that be. I would prefer to have an original miniature Matt Cutts in a Jar.

If you have interest in this, I can easily broker the deal. To get you thinking, I have created what a graphic to get you excited.

For those not satisfied with just believing my Bonsai Kitten story - visit Wikipeida:Bonsai Kitten for more info.

Also, I might start taking applications. If you have a desire to be 4-5 inches tall, live in jar, and be left on some executives office shelf for a period of one or more years, drop me an email.