How could “Another Man” really compete with “One Man” without his own analytic service and riding the coattail of a superstar?
Still in the early stages of development, I am happy to announce Poopra - A Nationwide Bathroom Analytics Package. (acronym is N-BAP) With the need to understand what, how, and why people use the restroom, I have been hard at work installing and configuring RFID chips and remote reporting in millions of public restrooms across the nation. Poopra won’t be your average N-BAP but track such information as….
- % Poopers
- % of Wipers
- % of Hand Washers
- % of Talkers (those who like to converse while doing the deed)
- % of Emailers (those you enjoy using their mobile device to email people)
- % Political Signalers (we would have called this one “Craigers”, but didn’t want to get in trouble)
- % of Women Bathroom Visits
- % of Men Bathroom Visits
- % of Handicap Stall Visits
Live Tracking and Bathroom Statistics
Poopra’s revolutionary toilet bowl architecture, combined with its intuitively designed client software, enables seamless tracking of bathroom. Bathroom owners can track over 40 different lavatory events and analytics. Never before has so much information been instantaneously available to lavatory enthusiasts.
While still in early development we wanted to give you a sneak preview of the features we have enabled!
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The above stats represent a partnership with 113 airports nationwide. As part of an elite beta testing team, Poopra has been installed and configured to gather stats in some of the busiest and most used bathrooms nationwide.
As the final touches are being completed on Poopra, we will start taking applications from public bathroom owners.
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